spoopy-arcade:

My ass walking to the elevator after deactivating Roxy when she told me I’m number one twice and my friends will show up to my party this time and wished me a happy birthday and

girlballs:

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

memewhore:

jame7t:

jame7t:

if i had a tumblr clique we’d be called the penis posters and well. we’d

huh? that doesnt

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must’ve been the wind.

thespringsoldier:

tiltlhat:

TIL, that eating a bowlful of spaghetti straight up filling and tasty Low key

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lickmydecalsoffbaby:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

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annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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r0zeclawz:

r0zeclawz:

oh hey guys! *does an awesome puppy jump*

ahh i see *does a fearsome puppy punch through your chest killing you instantly*

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hapalopus:

hapalopus:

gorbling:

gorbling:

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”

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yorickish:

hey slurt

leviathan-the-boy:

criptochecca:

criptochecca:

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

littleguysdaily:

jimmyhoffathecat:

jimmyhoffathecat:

Hi

Sweetie Pie terror incident behind the scenes

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redtextedquotes:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i’m sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

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